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Marcus Webb
21d ago
The Great Salad Defeat | Men's Premium Heavyweight Tee | Cotton Heritage MC1086
$38.99
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Design Story
This design leans into the 'absurd tactical' aesthetic of the Zero Parades game, subverting it into a culinary disaster. By framing a simple spoon as a melancholic war hero, we create an 'inside joke' piece for Gen-Z that thrives on irony and high-contrast retro-gaming nostalgia.
Product Specifications
- Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
- 20 singles for extreme softness
- Side-seamed construction
- 1 × 1 rib at collar
- 7/8″ double-needle edge stitch
The Making
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- Get it — Delivered in 3–7 days
Delivery & Returns
- Quality Issues: We'll replace or refund items with print defects, wrong orders, or shipping damage — just contact us within 7 days.
- Size Matters: Please double-check your size before ordering. We only accept size issues if the wrong size was shipped.
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